Incredible!
October 27th 2004 -
Incredible!
Why, I feel strangely alive! Super-alive! When the current came out of the screen at me, I thought I was a goner. It hit me in the face, went down my throat (leaving a delicious, fruity taste) and knocked me out. My work colleagues reported colourful electrical discharges travelling the length of my body, for almost a full minute, as I twitched and spasmed and muttered unintelligible, foreign-sounding phrases under my breath. So, other than the colourful electrical discharges, fairly normal.
The Doctor came by a few minutes ago, and it appears that I was not harmed by this strange event. The computer screen has gone back to normal. But I know, somehow, that I had changed.
Lexifab Says:
October 27th, 2004 at 3:53 pm
The Doctor *would* say that, though, wouldn’t he? He’s a sugar-coater from way back. I, on the other hand, believe that the observed spontaneous electromagnetic event may have done irreparable damage to your neural cortex. You have moments to live at most.
Can I have your iPod, then?
Noswonky Says:
October 27th, 2004 at 6:50 pm
Your employer did not provide a safe working environment. I think you were traumatised psychologically and physically. I suggest you take legal action against the slave-driving oppressors. I can recommend a lawyer.
dri Says:
October 27th, 2004 at 11:55 pm
WHAT?? What?
Andrew, did you get punished for calling Michael Marshall Smith …. messy?
Howsa Fork?
Dr Clam Says:
October 28th, 2004 at 9:52 pm
Well done, well done! Your last three posts have been both gripping and surreal. I am expecting great things of you this November.
Lexifab Says:
October 29th, 2004 at 10:15 am
Whereas I am expecting burnout of spectacular incandescence. Let’s face it, we’ve all been seeing the signs for years, but nobody’s had the nerve to say it. Everyone’s just waiting to see Andrew’s head explode and I think I’m detecting the first signs of swelling around the frontal lobes right now.
Better get a raincoat and some popcorn. This is gonna be a doozy.